Everyone needs to read this please


It’s extremely impolite to be chatting on your phone while being rung up.
I can’t imagine the amount of frustration I get when someone tosses their shit at me and is just laughing away at their friends’ jokes- honestly it makes me feel like a little servant.
So please , be considerate. Your phone call can wait 5 minutes, ass hole.




It really fucking irritates me when people say “wait I have change!” After you ring them up, and it’s a completely different amount of change from the total, so you have to do the math in your head and they expect you to know it and shit

This does NOT help cashiers, and it…

Once my drawer is closed, that’s it. I’m not going to fix your dumb ass change.


Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.





I forgot the PLU for bananas today. Bananas.

Fuck, I need more sleep.


Goddamn. How do you forget bananas?

I don’t even know, bananas was the first one I learned, and normally I don’t even think about the numbers, I just type them on autopilot, but I just sort of stared at the register for 5 seconds trying to remember if it was 4401 or 4011. 

I’ve done that before.

(Source: )


Oh no, please continue to swipe your EBT card without telling me what you’re using and bitching at me that it won’t work.

Angry Cashier Chick: One of my biggest customer pet peeves is


When I tell them their amount, they give me the bills and then they hold out a fistful of change in their hand for me to pick out the coins for them!


You can’t count?? You can’t give me your change?? I don’t want to pick out coins for you like you’re some six year old…

I can do nothing more for you


after your receipt has printed out and something did not scan the way you thought it was going to.

Do not interrupt my transaction with another customer. I have moved on.

You should move on to the service desk.